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Will Schwinghammer
Will Schwinghammer is currently a junior at Edina High School. He is very excited to have made the scwitch from being a schtaff writer as a sophomore to being the editor of the humor page as a junior. Schwinghammer guarantees he will produce a schwag humor page each month for the student body’s reading pleasure. He schwears by it! On a typical day in Zephyrus, you can find Schwinghammer falling off of a schwivel chair, schporting his favorite schweater, and showing off his fancy Schwatch Watch. When he isn’t having a schwell time writing for Zephyrus, Schwinghammer enjoys schwaying in hammocks with his friends, listening to his favorite Taylor Schwift jams, and playing with his pet schwan, Sean.

Will Schwinghammer, humor editor

Sep 15, 2017
Protests against Administration and Dress Code Policy Erupt at High School (Story)
May 14, 2017
The BEST Senior Picture Locations (Story)
Mar 20, 2017
Trump Wiretapping (Story)
Jan 02, 2017
Why Rogue One is the Star Wars We Needed (Story)
Dec 07, 2016
Edina’s Best Sledding Hills (Story)
Oct 17, 2016
Young Liberals and Young Conservatives Clubs (Story)
Jul 19, 2016
Learn more about the shooting in Falcon Heights, Minnesota (Story)
May 04, 2016
Celebrate the Journey (Story)
Feb 11, 2016
Are Shapes Too Edgy? (Story)
Dec 19, 2015
Reasons to Move to Minnesota (Story)
Nov 12, 2015
Introversion v. Extroversion v. Ambiversion (Story)
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