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Jenna Simon
Jenna Simon is currently studying furiously during her junior year at EHS, in hopes of cementing a firm and tasteful legacy for her school. She has yet to miss her favorite weekly occurrence, the Collab Time Forums, and even sneaks in if she arrives too late to get her ID scanned. Jenna currently plays clarinet in the band. At least, we think it’s a clarinet, but frankly no one’s quite sure what that thing is. She also spends time as a Cymbal Lady with the Marching Band. In addition, Jenna is extremely dedicated to her group of youths, and goes on frequent out-of-state trips in order to meet other such youths. Jenna has never gotten a ticket for exceeding the speed limit. On the contrary, multiple police officers have pulled her over to ask if she’s okay due to her extremely slow driving. Jenna is a devoted student, or so she thinks. Her ACT study tactics for this year include attempted learning by osmosis and committing her Princeton Review book to memory. While she’s never scored in the single digits on an ACT, she neglected to mention her lowest score. Jenna is looking forward to starting the school year, knowing that her grit will help her leave a lasting legacy at EHS.

Jenna Simon, news and politics editor

Sep 15, 2017
Protests against Administration and Dress Code Policy Erupt at High School (Story)
Mar 08, 2017
UN Foundation’s “Girl Up” Club Takes Off at EHS (Story)
Feb 01, 2017
2017 Sweethearts Court (Story)
Dec 19, 2016
12 Days of Finals Prep (Story)
Nov 28, 2016
I’m Still With Her (Story)
Oct 07, 2016
“The King” of Golf, Arnold Palmer passes away at 87 (Story)
Aug 01, 2016
EHS musicians tour Europe (Story)
Apr 30, 2016
Can you get through this article without crying? (Story)
Mar 22, 2016
VVMS Spring Musical Success (Story)
Feb 07, 2016
I Have Not Seen the New Star Wars Movie. And That’s Okay. (Story)
Oct 29, 2015
Ridiculous Halloween Costumes (Story)
Oct 13, 2015
“Underwater Basket Weaving” Sophomore Forum a Huge Success (Story)
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