Jenna Simon
It’s no secret that Zephyrus Online Editor in Chief Jenna Simon is horribly inept. Her favorite hobbies include regularly falling for predictable pranks and accidentally damaging the newly renovated high school. Her motto is “drive like Jenna, but don’t park like Jenna,” as she drives an average of 10mph below the limit and has been in two car crashes, both while trying (and failing) to park. Jenna’s biggest (positive) accomplishments in English and editing include memorizing the entirety of Schoolhouse Rock’s “Grammar Rock,” and getting the error on her ACT score report fixed when she misspelled her own first name on the statewide testing date.

Jenna Simon, online editor-in-chief

Mar 20, 2018
Minnesota Academic Balance Bill Passes On to E-12 Finance Committee (Story)
Mar 12, 2018
Edina Young Conservatives Club Comments on Lawsuit Settlement (Story)
Dec 07, 2017
Edina Young Conservatives Club Sues Edina Public Schools for Violations of First Amendment Rights, U.S. Flag Code (Story)
Nov 28, 2017
Changes Introduced to the EHS Counseling Curriculum (Photo)
Sep 15, 2017
Protests against Administration and Dress Code Policy Erupt at High School (Story)
Mar 08, 2017
UN Foundation’s “Girl Up” Club Takes Off at EHS (Story)
Feb 01, 2017
2017 Sweethearts Court (Story)
Dec 19, 2016
12 Days of Finals Prep (Story)
Nov 28, 2016
I’m Still With Her (Story)
Oct 07, 2016
“The King” of Golf, Arnold Palmer passes away at 87 (Story)
Aug 01, 2016
EHS musicians tour Europe (Story)
Apr 30, 2016
Can you get through this article without crying? (Story)
Mar 22, 2016
VVMS Spring Musical Success (Story)
Feb 07, 2016
I Have Not Seen the New Star Wars Movie. And That’s Okay. (Story)
Oct 13, 2015
“Underwater Basket Weaving” Sophomore Forum a Huge Success (Story)
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