Jenna Simon, online editor-in-chief
It’s no secret that Zephyrus Online Editor in Chief Jenna Simon is horribly inept. Her favorite hobbies include regularly falling for predictable pranks and accidentally damaging the newly renovated high school. Her motto is “drive like Jenna, but don’t park like Jenna,” as she drives an average of 10mph below the limit and has been in two car crashes, both while trying (and failing) to park. Jenna’s biggest (positive) accomplishments in English and editing include memorizing the entirety of Schoolhouse Rock’s “Grammar Rock,” and getting the error on her ACT score report fixed when she misspelled her own first name on the statewide testing date.
