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Max North
Eenie meenie meinie moe, catch a tiger, by, his toe. Oh, Hi, didn’t see you there. I’m Max, and I now own you and everything that belongs to you. I am the sports page editor around these parts. Now, the only way you remain in Zephyrus is by following the New World Order. What’s the New World Order you ask? Here it is, it’s real simple, turn in your articles on time, or I will kill you. Haha, not really. Although a lot of that was fake, I am the sports page editor (For now). You can often find me sitting at home wasting my youth away, or at my church doing various activities. I am very unathletic but I like to pretend I’m good at sports, and I do the same with writing. Now get back in line… If, he hollers, let him go. My mother, told me, to pick, the very best one, and you, are, it! *Crying*  *Gory noises* *Screams* *Donuts being eaten*

Max North, sports editor

Mar 10, 2017
Pros and Cons of the Block Schedule (Story)
Feb 01, 2017
2017 Sweethearts Court (Story)
Dec 31, 2016
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Nov 29, 2016
Vineyard Vines Grand Opening (Story)
Oct 24, 2016
Revenge of the Students (Story)
Sep 26, 2016
Snapchat vs. Instagram Stories (Story)
May 10, 2016
James Sewell Ballet Collaborates with EHS students (Story)
Mar 21, 2016
Instagram Updates (Story)
Feb 01, 2016
#flexforAnn (Story)
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